Damon Sumner

I took forty-five minutes to write this bio. I created lies, used hyperboles and stole cool quotes from random, dead white men from the 18th century.

Then I deleted it all.

For you see, I’m a simple guy who loves God, his beautiful wife and over-weight son. I’m the guy who can crack jokes during the poorly-structured fish fry. Yet, I can dive into a good book, while demolishing a pack of Zebra Cakes.

I am an inspired writer, rededicated blogger and fresh, new comedian slanging jokes for all crowds!


Photos by Evan Eames

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